unamusedsloth:

This photoset is here to cheer up anyone on the worst of days.

(via itsall-an-illusion)


I’ve wanted more minutes in a day ever since I met you.


Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
(via bewwbs)

(via themichaelryan)



My ball python Nefertiti gettin some food


The Duchess 
Tut, tut, child! Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.

The Duchess
Tut, tut, child! Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.


Alice 
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I’m not myself you see.

Alice
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I’m not myself you see.


That wink tho 😍  this man drives me mad… Worse than the Hatter from Alice in Wonderland.

That wink tho 😍 this man drives me mad… Worse than the Hatter from Alice in Wonderland.


"I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change; when everybody else does."

"I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change; when everybody else does."


Don’t go for looks, they can deceive.
Don’t go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

NEVER regret something that once made you SMILE

NEVER regret something that once made you SMILE



Day Drinkin with my other Gem!(:

Day Drinkin with my other Gem!(:


iamagaggle:

Please! I can’t send asks because my mutha fucking schools internet has fucking AIDS.

Go for it

iamagaggle:

Please! I can’t send asks because my mutha fucking schools internet has fucking AIDS.

Go for it